Once upon a time there was a fish. This fish was not like ordinary fish, he could talk like a person, eat like a person, breath like a person. The only thing he couldn't do was love like a person. One day an attractive stewardess saw this fish and thought he was really cute! “Great success!” thought the fish. So they went on a date. The hot stewardess noticed that the fish was making no advances on her. “Phooey!” she thought, “this fish must be sick, we wouldn't touch me with a 6 meter stick.” Later she would tell her friends, “I decided the only solution was to seduce him.”
So she took off her top, and took off his bottom, and immediately realized the source of the problem. It had nothing to do with her hotness or worth. It all was a factor of his minimal girth.
“Now what to do?” she pondered. She thought of the problem, and struggled and fought. Then the answer came to her in a flash, “I'll become a fish with a mighty fine ass!”
So children you see, how the solution was won.
It wasn't so much that she had been blind to the truth.
It was just that she had seen the truth differently.
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